Hello Internet, I Am a Meat Enthusiast (Probably)

Hi blog. Hello WordPress. Greetings, floating rectangle of text.

This is my first post, which means it is legally required to contain:

1. excitement,
2. confusion, and
3. a sentence I regret typing later.

So here it is: I love eating meat.
Not in a dramatic villain way. More like in a “wow, that smells good” way. Like if a barbecue had a fan club and I accidentally became the president because I showed up early with a plate and hope in my eyes.

Sometimes I think about meat and my brain goes: yes.
Other times my brain goes: what if the sandwich is actually a concept?
And then I stare into the fridge like it’s a portal to another dimension where dinner plans are easy and time is a sauce.

Anyway, welcome to this blog, which will probably feature:

• thoughts that arrive uninvited,
• sentences that take a wrong turn and keep going,
• and occasional meat appreciation (respectfully, with napkins).

I am here to share my journey, or my lunch, or maybe just the sound of typing when no one is watching. If you are reading this: hello. If you are not reading this: also hello, but quieter.

In conclusion, thank you for coming to my blog. Please enjoy this final statement, which I cannot explain:

Beef is a hug wearing seasoning.

See you next time (or in the comments, or in the general vicinity of snacks).